A'ight. So I have given up completely on the idea of road and mountain biking. "Why are you doing such a drastic thing?", you may ask. I'll tell you. I'm lazy! OK, not really. The truth of the matter is I've found my calling in life, I've found the way to get the calves that make women say, "WHOA! Those are some sexy calves!" That's right I'm going to take up drifting! Now, I will be doing this on a bike, so I guess I can't say I'm giving up cycling as much as I'm just adapting to fresh and new ideas. For those of you who are unaware of the cultural breakthrough that is bicycle drifting, I submit the following.
Monarch of the Mountains: August 21, 2023
7 months ago
1 comment:
Too good.
-B
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