15 November 2007

Dear (Cr)Abby

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. The usual signs; if my phone rings, I pick it up, and the person on the other end hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always responds, "Just some friends from work; you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyways, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night, she went out again, and I really checked on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my bikes so that I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from her night out with "the girls." When she got out of the car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which
was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Cervelo, when I noticed that the Carbon stem appeared to have a hairline crack right by the handlebar mount.

Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the
bike shop where I bought it?

*This was pilfered from Bunny Hop Rockstar whom pilfered it from
How To Avoid The Bummer Life® who got it God knows where... Also, this gave me a brilliant idea: I think I'm going to have to start a new weekly/bi-weekly. "Dear Crabby", a forum where people can write in and complain about their bikes, lives, etc. What do you think about that!?


yeahdog said...

Thanks for providing me with my awkward, 'laugh out loud in the office/library' moment for the afternoon.

Cycling Phun said...

I help out where I can!
Rather enjoyed your blog today as well. The story about your grandfather!